Adventure Time Review

Adventure Time (With Finn and Jake) is an animated series centered around a young boy (Finn) and his adoptive-brother (Jake) who is an anthropomorphic, talking, shape-shifting dog. The duo were raised together after a baby Finn was found by Jake’s mother in the forest. While Finn doesn’t have the magical powers his new family possesses, he is raised by a heroic father who taught him the values of doing good, the fun in adventure, and the techniques to become a hero.

When we join Finn and Jake, we see that their parents have passed on and they live in a gigantic treehouse by themselves. The house is filled with strange creatures, including worms with hypnotic powers, a talking video game console (Beemo) and eventually the original tenant of the Tree House, Marceline the Vampire Queen. The duo adventure into the mysterious Land of Ooo, an island presumably on a post-apocalyptic Earth. Finn is regarded as the last human, as the population seems to have mutated after a mysterious extinction-level event known as The Mushroom War. While other characters appear to be human, they are mainly evolved creatures from humanity’s past including a kingdom of Candy People rules by the fair and benevolent Princess Bubblegum, who Finn admires and plays affection towards. The age gap between the two characters creates an issue, as Princess Bubblegum seems unaware of the younger boy’s (she’s 18 while Finn is presumably 12/13) advances.

The heroes are often met with strange antagonists, ranging from giant monsters to zombies. More often the group battles the likes of the princess-obsessed Ice King, a wizard with the power to use Ice to attack his adversaries. He lives a solitary life alongside many penguins who share his ice castle in the frozen mountains of Ooo, so he spends much of his time either kidnapping princesses so he can marry one or simply harassing Finn and Jake.

Throughout the series, the pair of heroes battle the monsters, criminals and ne’er-do-wells of the island in an attempt to become true heroes and create a legacy. Due to the amount of encounters they must face, Finn often carries a sword with him. Other weapons, including flame-throwers and magic, are used. While action scenes are frequent, blood is not very common, but is seen. When Finn battles a giant heart, it explodes into a red liquid explosion. However, since it was part of a magical test of his mettle, the blood and the monster vanish. Finn also only fights those who are evil, and encounters moral-conflicts if he has to hurt anyone he sees as good. Since he is still a child, he struggles with understanding why people do bad things but he can see the clear line of good versus evil present in the Land of Ooo. On several occasions, Finn and/or Jake have refused to fight an adversary either on ethical grounds or admitting they are not evenly matched.

The show, much like others in the prime-time lineup, is geared towards tweens and teens, and young adults as well. Because of this, more agressive language may be heard than during the daytime programs. Nonsense language and other grade-school ‘swears’ are common, and used for comedic effect. Finn talks like any boy his age would be expected to, pronouncing words incorrectly, or using them in the wrong context. Upon ridding themselves of a curse that turned Finn and Jake into thieves, Finn exclaims “we’re virgin islands”.

Adventure Time rarely seems to inject an actual moral of the story, but demonstrates how the power of friendship, teamwork and trust are essential to living a hero’s life. Often, Finn tries to convince others to not do wrong and takes pride in the fact that he truly wants to help everyone. It also shows that children have the capacity to do good, and can rise above their problems. The show often involves themes of sacrifice, including when Finn throws himself into a hoard of zombies to save the town.

The dynamics of the show usually range from neutral to positive, but some tones may be too intense for younger viewers. Aspects of love are also common, and hugging and kissing is prevalent. Finn often kisses animals, friends and his brother in a non-sexual or non-romantic way. However, kisses have been shared as a sign of affection. There are not many sexual themes in the show, however there are a few underlying messages when they are present but can easily go over the heads of younger viewers. Teenagers could easily identify with the themes, but some may confuse those under 12.

Much like Regular Show, the show should be viewed by a parent for kids between 7 and 12 to address certain themes and plot devices that might startle, confuse or upset some children. However, I feel that most kids will simply enjoy the comedic battles, (intentionally) bad jokes and bizarre humor, and the exciting places the cast visits.

Regular Show Review

Regular Show is nonsensical cartoon about two young adult slackers, Rigby the raccoon and Mordecai the blue jay. Mordecai is the straight-man to Ribgy’s chaos. They work as groundskeepers for a large park alongside a cast of “people you know”. These characters include: Benson, an anthropomorphic gumball machine who is very strict and has high expectations. He is quick to anger and is often seen shouting. Pops is an older gentleman who originally hired Mordecai and Rigby. He is very naive, and believes lollipops are used as currency (this comes from’s the character’s original role in JGQuintel’s short film: “The Naive Man from Lolliland”). He is rather childish and he is used an excuse to relay messages to the audience that not everyone can understand everything. Skips is a yeti who believes in hard work and uses his experiences to help Mordecai and Rigby. He is immortal due to a pact with an alien race of god-like giant babies, and must perform a ritual on the night of his birthday every year to stay alive. Skips is the parent figure to Mordecai and Rigby, and often relays that he used to be much like them. Muscleman and Hi-Five Ghost are two friends who live on the edge of the park in a dilapidated trailer. Muscleman is short tempered but willing to help. He has a poor attitude towards others, and is not very intelligent. His friend and roommate Hi-Five Ghost serves as Muscleman’s sidekick to counter the duo of the main characters. Their lives parody growing up, and living on your own and the trials and tribulations, working with people you don’t like, and spending all of your money. Part of Mordecai and Rigby’s salary includes a bedroom in the house in the park, and it is reminiscent of dorm-life.

The characters often visit the local coffee shop, where two girls work. Margaret, a cardinal, is Mordecai’s crush. She usually has a different boyfriend in each episode, and has prominent female attributes. She’s smart and sexy (something often commented on by the characters) and genuinely cares for the boys well-being. She is rather no-nonsense and doesn’t approve a lot of the boys shenanigans. The other girl is Eileen, a short nerdy mole who has a crush on Rigby, despite the fact he does not appear to like her in any way. The two pairs have gone on outings together, though none seem to be official dates. One episode referred to women’s breasts as “lady pecs” and focus has been placed on Margaret’s backside as she walks or bikes away leaving Mordecai drooling. While not overtly sexual, it does convey physical attraction. One episode (It’s Time) shows two poorly rendered video game characters sloppily making-out with open mouths and tongues. The effect is rather comic, including when Rigby mocks it.

The two boys use “work-safe” language, including “How in ‘H’ are we gonna fix this ‘S’” [sic], insults like “You’re a hole” and courser language such as “I’m pissed off” and “Screw you”. While children in middle school are probably accustomed to it, younger children may pick it up for the first time here. The boys also have an affection for soda, which is often in unlabeled blue cans. Spilling the drinks reveals a foamy brown liquid, and soda is often what it is referred to. It’s easy to see that soda could be beer, but the characters do not appear drunk. Clocks and watches may show the time as “4:20″, a reference to marijuana. The characters do not do drugs, and is solely left in as a gag for older teens and young adults who may know about the marijuana subculture, and the world of slackers.

Other than mild sexual themes and more aggressive language than other shows on during the prime-time line-up, the show does feature cartoon violence. One episode (It’s Time) shows zombies biting into a man’s arm and comically pulling a ball of guts out of his stomach during a movie trailer. There is no red, but some pink goo. In another episode (Jinx), a monster scratches people and temporary large pink scars appear. These effects are quick and do not focus on violence for very long. The main characters fight in nearly every episode, usually to no avail. They appear scuffed, but not battered. Throw-away characters may be incinerated, caught in an explosion, zapped by lasers, or eaten by monsters. Kicks to the groin are also common, and usually show that character in pain afterwards. An episode about fighting zombies contains cartoon violence, but with some extremes. Zombie heads are severed with a discus, and bodies are impaled with javelins.

The stories usually end with a light moral, about settling differences, working together and friendship. While Mordecai and Rigby fight and argue often, they are still best friends and do everything together. They live on the cheap and often show how not saving your money can have serious consequences. The adult-figures often show how using your experiences may help you, and that anger is not the best solution.

In my personal opinion, the show is marketed for teens (as much of the prime-time line-up is) but it is not as sexually suggestive or as careless as teen shows on other networks. It’s still a cartoon which will attract younger viewers, and children under 10 more than likely won’t get most of the humor. If you have a child under 12, you might want to watch a few episodes with them, but this show is suitable for teenagers.

EMERGENCY URT! SALE

Reverend Faux Emergency Art Sale! Help Faux and Aster get to X-Day!

In these uncertain times, we know the future looks bleak. The only way to save the world is to make sure that Reverend Faux can shine the emergency X-Signal into the sky! Right now, I’m putting all of the remaining pieces from the URT! collection up for sale at a huge discount!

Oil Slick - $75

Zanzibar!

Zanzibar! - $75

 

 

DV King - $100

Hey Kids!

Secret Cartoon! - $200

 

 
Prints are available for $10 a piece, $15 for 2 or $20 for 3. Add $3 shipping to each order.
THIS JUST IN: “Caught ‘em all!” Prints are still available! Only eight left as of now, and due to their popularity, these cannot be combined with the other offer and will sell for $15 each plus $3 shipping.

Caught 'em All REDUX

To inquire about any purchases, simply e-mail ben@cardboredstudios.com!

Meta Bragging

Several years ago, I got bored. I got very bored. And then, on television (as if by miracle) I saw Brittany Spears with a shaved head. And all I could think was this:

After I created the image above, I posted it to the Facebook. Within a few weeks, I posted it to a forum. I don’t even remember which one. But the file above is not the image I literally created. This is after years of being re-posted all over the internet. This incarnation of the file dates back to 2009. I’m proud to say I’ve got the original .psd file in my backup. I’ve been scouring the net for years searching for one of the first re-uploaded pictures, kind of as a hobby.

So if you’ve got a copy of this macro, please send it to me! I’d really appreciate some headway after (redacted) years of looking.

By the way, speaking of image macros, we’re collaborating with the girl from Cheerful Autopsy, the creator of this meme. Look for hew stuff coming soon to a Cardbored Autopsy network-o-fun!

 

Bonus: I also own glycerinjohnson.blogspot.com, but forgot the password a few days after I made it.

Reverend Faux’s Stupid Awesome Video Mixtape Show

Kickstarter page here!

As production wraps up on the first couple episodes of How Do?, ben and Reverend Faux are working hard on their stage show: Stupid Awesome Video Mixtape: LIVE. Anyone who’s followed ben’s illustrious career of weird videos knows that combining them with the stage presence of Reverend Faux was only the smartest idea on Earth, ever.

 

But they need your help! And by help, we mean money. And by money, we mean money.

Today we’ve announced the launch of our Kickstarter to raise funds to take the show on the road all the way up to X-Day. The things we need are:

  • New diodes for the laser array
  • Portable Hexfield view-screen (the big one in the lab can’t travel)
  • Speakers, Amp and Mixer
  • The rights to new songs
  • Costumes
  • Better lights
  • Portable computer to control the show
  • A big creepy van

The amount we’re shooting for over the next 45+ days is $3000, and that’s the amount it would cost to get everything brand new. ben isn’t shy to buying used equipment or building his own. In fact, he believes that a mere $500 would get the show on the road. The $3K would buy a lot of cool stuff, but the charm of the show is really the ingenuity of the crew and cast to produce the show on virtually no budget.

So what are you waiting for? Give Reverend Faux your hard-earned dollars, NOW.

Kickstarter page here!

Goodbye, Discovery!


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My dad snapped this photo of Space Shuttle Discovery leaving Florida today. Good work, dad! Goodbye Discovery! :’(

EDIT: Turns out that my dad did not snap this awesome photo, but an equally awesome guy in Cocoa Beach did and sent it directly to my dad this morning. Sorry for the mix-up!

I CAN HAS PERSONAL INFO?

Everyone’s favorite repository for pictures of cats, dogs and sometimes hamburgers, has over a lot of users. Because “a lot” is not a feasible measurement, let’s just say 100,000 people probably get e-mail from Cheezeburger every day.
CLICK TO EMBIGGEN

 

 

 

 

 

 

And of course, you need to sign up for the site to leave your comments! How else will everyone know you “lol’d @ that cat”? So, again, you register with your e-mail. But why do you need to supply an e-mail address? So they can sell your info to third-party marketing companies.

And before you say, “well, they probably just…” I’m going to cut you off. Go ahead, click that picture up there. Yeah, that’s their privacy policy. Sure it may contain info on how not to be tracked by advertisers (by of course, a required opt-out) but what is comes down to is this: you signed a legal contract allowing them to disclose your information in exchange for memes taken from around the internet. (Don’t forget, anything you post becomes their property, too.) So when my crappy little music video on YouTube gets taken down because of the song I used, It’s because I could have been making money on it. These people literally re-post the same garbage and meme-noise from all over the web and they are PRINTING MONEY.

So, ICANHAZREDEMPTION?

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